Just got tired of seeing my old journal on my page

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"Will you be headed to the church of Cullen this Sunday?

Sure, sometimes we say we love Edward Cullen so much that we worship him, but some people are taking it to another level – they're making their own Twilight religion! They're taking the term OME really serious!
(And no April Foolin' today. This story is for real!)

Cullenism is on the rise, taking dedicated Twihards by storm. They believe the Twilight books should be read LIKE the bible and that followers must make a pilgrimage to Forks at least once in their lives (bring your rain slicker). They even believe the Cullens are real (umm, we wish!). (Read more about Cullenism at The Examiner.)

Not sure if Cullenism is really for us just yet, but we figured maybe we should try to make some of our own commandments for the religion:

- Thou shalt wear golden contacts. Even to sleep.

- Thou shalt drink fruit punch. Or cherry soda. Or cranberry juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.

- Thou shalt eat all food with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.

- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the top of your lungs at his next public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.
- Christmas: No. Cullenmas: Yes
Go forth and spread the good word!"









I am not amused...